Wednesday, April 01, 2009

White Dove Kimonos - the best gi ever?

Wow guys, I've just come across what may be the best BJJ kimono ever!


WHITE DOVE MARTIAL ARTS announces their first Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu uniform - the FES-TWO.



British martial arts clothing manufacturer White Dove Martial Arts are pleased to announce their first uniform designed specifically for the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighter.
Managing Director and founder of White Dove Martial Arts, Dave Johns explains:


"We wanted to make a uniform that was 100 percent British in design. We chose the name White Dove because the dove, a symbol of peace, is also a pigeon, and what could be more quintessentially British than a pigeon? Plus, male pigeons are incredibly vicious fighters."

Johns is a 5 times WAKY very-light contact karate champion and has brought his wealth of martial arts experience to the BJJ uniform scene.

"We believe that in order for a British product to succeed, it must be made to a better standard than something from a developing country like Brazil or USA, hence our FES-TWO weave."

The FES-TWO weave was inspired by the standard 'gold' and 'platinum' weave of traditional BJJ uniforms. However new technology, patented by Johns, allowed the FES-TWO to incorporate a unique combination of cotton, and Iron Pyrite (FeS[sub]2[/sub]), to give a tougher, more durable textile.

"We hope to sponsor a major BJJ tournament very soon," says Johns.

For more information, prices and sizing range, visit: www.whitedove-kimonos.com



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

my fren,so funnee

Anonymous said...

Does Javinuon where a White Dove kimono?

Da Big O said...

mk. The URL link www.whitedove-kimonos.com is not working.

Meerkat said...

Da Big O, seriously did you expect the url to really work?
It was an April Fools Joke!
Mind you, I quite fancy marketing a real White Dove Kimono now.

Anonymous said...

I'm not understanding the joke. Can someone please enlighten me as to why this is funny?

Meerkat said...

Ok, the name 'White Dove' is a spoof of a couple of well known BJJ uniform makers that use a bird as their logo. If you need more help then google BJJ uniform (using the UK as your territory)and you'll soon see a few. Not funny on its own I will accept, but sets the tone.

The 5-times WAKY very light contact karate reference is funny surely. Whacky? Very-light, as in not really fighting? Pah, play on words, ok forgive me. Also, why is a 'karate' guy making BJJ uniforms?

But here's the clincher: FES-TWO is a play on the chemical symbol for Iron Pyrite (FeS2), aka 'Fool's Gold'. gold as in goldweave and fool as in April Fool.

Finally, did anyone notice that I called the USA a 'developing' country? Cheeky I know. So sue me.

Seriously, I'm gonna embroider a plain judo gi with a pigeon and strut my stuff at the next comp. Watch me fly!