This advert in the local paper caught my eye. Apart from learning how to be 'street lethal' I was most intrigued by the 'reptilian brain', which I have never before come across.
According to info gleaned from fairly reliable websites (so it must be true), the Reptilian brain is one of the three components of the theoretical model of the brain known as The Triune Brain.
Sometimes I hate my ignorant self and how little I know about the world. On the school's website, there is a tantalising offer to not only learn more reptilian brain, but there is eagle vision, 'fighting with no mind' and the potentially murderous, dim mak death point striking.
Obviously I will have to sign up to learn more about these secret arts. I think for £45 a month by direct debit, it's quite cheap.
But you know I won't cos I'm a dullard and a scaredy cat. I prefer my bog standard, boring, no thrills punching, kicking and grappling. But hey, horses for courses.
1 comments:
How wonderful. Fight without a brain. Or with the brain of a reptile. All for just £45 a week. Nice to know they take it out of your account for you so that you can get a Black Belt in 3 years, not just to make it as inconvenient as possible for you to leave the club.
As you know I'm more interested in the pressure pointy stuff than you are but this is laughable. If you want to be 'street lethal' join a gun club. It's probably cheaper.
Dave T.
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